nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.

Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.

by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019

Quacktitioner

A person who specializes in performing woo; e.g, naturopathy, “healing” crystals, ear candling, etc.

Maggie visited her Quacktitioner to get her chakras straightened out.

by Tilleroon December 30, 2024