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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...
Bored to death in a cube a human decides to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

What people do when they are supposed to be typing an important essay for a big part of their grade.
Because Johnny was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of his essay, he is going to be screwed.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvqpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg 

When you no longer see the purpose of life, and type random letters into the search bar, and decide to do a few orders of letters. More bored than any of the other gibberish words, even more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq.
Person 1: What is the purpose of life?
Person 2: Good question.
Person 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvqpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: Don't you know what that means?
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: I've lost my sanity.
Person 2 has left the chat

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmm 

When you are bored so you type all of the letters on the keyboard but then you put too many M's at the end.
I love typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmm and so should ye.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

When you are so bored at school bc it blocked all good gaming sites so you type this in. also the fifth of the six stages of boredom
Since there's nothing to do I'm going to "Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and see if I can get voted number one!

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

It is what you type when you are about to lose the last piece of sanity that you have. It is what you type when you are the essence of boredom. It is what you type when everything else has been typed. It is the thing that will end all things.
Nobody: *Types* "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"

Earth: *explodes*