Abdul Qaiyum is an extremely sarcastic person, always making jokes and can generally be very childish. However he can be seen as the most loyal and trustworthy despite his childishness.
Quirky, handsome, perfect, best receptionist, can work as anything but just manages the role of a receptionist the best Loves daal but not as much as daal loves him
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'