Pwner Boner

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015

pwner boner

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs

OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner

by Westicle July 20, 2008

pwner boner

Phrase: To get overly excited by annihilating one's opponent in a video game, such as Halo 3.

Man, I got a pwner boner by sniping that nube in my last Halo match.

by Dave Phipps December 09, 2008

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010