A beverage containing the mixture of Panda cum and Tobasco sauce, with a zest of soggy squid nipples. The consistency of this drink is usually debated between muddy concrete or aged duck butter.
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A combination of mashed potato and mashed pumpkin, mixed together, usually by old people who have strange, old fashioned eating habits such as these, or parents that are trying to get their children to eat their veges.
A booty (typically belonging to a female) that is round, plump, and voluptuous, hence the name "Pulumptuous." You can tell if a booty is pulumptuous if it looks like a cherry.
Miss-spellings include: polumptuous, polomptuous, pulomtuous, pulumtious, and pulumptiuous.
Juan: "Man check out dat pulumptuous ass over there bruh!
Dan: "Yo that pulumtuous ass doe! NICE!"
Ben: Yo Parker, no puumping in my room nuh.
Parker: Buii whatta ras u saying i can puump wherever i want.
Ben: Parker, u being an antiman, i say no puumping in my room!