putting on the ritz

to dress up fashionabley and to get buck, go crazy. Everything goes.

(on the phone)
Ashley: Hey girlll, cant wait to see you!!! In four days we will be putting on the ritz!
Jocelyn: Yeah, it's going to be bangin. Miss you.

by ViewFromTheTop April 29, 2008

Putting on the Ritz

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.

Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.

by Hissmedaddy December 2, 2015

Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.

Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.

by Kory Cinder July 1, 2009

Putting on the ritz

To put on a lot of weight. Interchangeable with "packing on pounds."

Damn, Tina is really putting on the ritz. Is bitch pregnant? Shoooo.

by hawtie007 November 29, 2010