"Put kettl' on!"
by LikesAGoodCuppaTea September 30, 2016

To prepare for sexual intercourse.
"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."
by Anonymous467 June 25, 2012

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
by janeofalltrades January 03, 2021
