Pussy Shirt 

A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.

Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!

Pussy Shirt by MTF March 14, 2012

Pussy shirt 

A T shirt with a pussy printed on it.

That pussy shirt makes me horney.

Pussy shirt by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

Pussy shirt 

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

Pussy shirt by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019

Pussy Gettin' Shirt 

A Pussy Gettin' Shirt (also known as a PGS) is any short sleeved button up shirt that looks absolutely ridiculous (Crazy designs, weird cartoons, sailboats, two pockets, etc.). One uses such a shirt in order to get pussy. PGS' can be worn at the club, the mall, or just lounging around in your house/ apartment/ dorm. Warning, your PGS should never be taken lightly. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.

Yo bra, did you see Dave's new shirt? It looks crazy, but all the girls are uncontrollably attracted to him." "Yeah man that's a straight up Pussy Gettin' Shirt.

Pussy Gettin' Shirt by Jimimartin December 3, 2011

pussy on a t-shirt

Paul has been killing vagina for so long that he started putting pussy on a t-shirt.

When someone passes away in the inner city and other parts of the city, the person who dies has their pictures put on a t-shirt as a memorial. To keep their memory alive and the same can be said when you put pussy on a t-shirt

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I didn't take off all of my clothes. She literally backed her behind into my t-shirt and i had her pussy on a t-shirt.

I have been killing pussy for so long and I started putting pussy on a t-shirt back in '95

pussy on a t-shirt by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026

Pussy shart 

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

Pussy shart by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

Pussy shart 

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

Pussy shart by Sookrims May 11, 2009