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Pussy Wrangler 

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
Pussy Wrangler by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018
Words you can keep

pussy wrangler 

one who has the ability to attract tons of pussy so much he needs to herd all his bitches.
Yo he gets mad ass.

Yeah he is truly a pussy wrangler, AKA the PW!!
pussy wrangler by pwrangler June 9, 2011

pussy wrangler 

someone who deep fists a girl's pussy so hard that they literally brake their organs and make them die while having a shaking squirting, shaking orgasm.
I tried the pussy wrangler last night and now I'm on trial for murdering my girlfriend
pussy wrangler by Bald Squidward April 16, 2023

pussy wrangle 

The act of punching a bitch in the vadge as a form of birth control.
Better pussy wrangle this cunt before she births my bastard child.
pussy wrangle by Calvin McNiggerson December 17, 2008

Pussy Wranglers 

A successful X-box live clan, most commonly found playing halo 3. This clan is the most elite of elite. Trademarks include yelling "wranglers" after recording a kill, and sending messages in CAPS. Their emblem includes the "Ohnoudn't" icon and a small triangle behind.
1. *kill

"WRANGLERS!"

2. PUSSY WRANGLERS MESSAGES ARE ALWAYS SENT IN CAPS.
Pussy Wranglers by CTDUBBS July 7, 2009

wrangled pussy 

An explicit image of a very old, very dry, vaginal area.
Bill was looking up some granny porn because he really likes that wrangled pussy.
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