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Pussy Wrangler 

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
Pussy Wrangler by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018
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pussy wrangler 

one who has the ability to attract tons of pussy so much he needs to herd all his bitches.
Yo he gets mad ass.

Yeah he is truly a pussy wrangler, AKA the PW!!
pussy wrangler by pwrangler June 9, 2011

pussy wrangler 

someone who deep fists a girl's pussy so hard that they literally brake their organs and make them die while having a shaking squirting, shaking orgasm.
I tried the pussy wrangler last night and now I'm on trial for murdering my girlfriend

pussy wrangle 

The act of punching a bitch in the vadge as a form of birth control.
Better pussy wrangle this cunt before she births my bastard child.
pussy wrangle by Calvin McNiggerson December 17, 2008

Pussy Wranglers 

A successful X-box live clan, most commonly found playing halo 3. This clan is the most elite of elite. Trademarks include yelling "wranglers" after recording a kill, and sending messages in CAPS. Their emblem includes the "Ohnoudn't" icon and a small triangle behind.
1. *kill

"WRANGLERS!"

2. PUSSY WRANGLERS MESSAGES ARE ALWAYS SENT IN CAPS.
Pussy Wranglers by CTDUBBS July 7, 2009

wrangled pussy 

An explicit image of a very old, very dry, vaginal area.
Bill was looking up some granny porn because he really likes that wrangled pussy.