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Pussy Sweeper 

The pussy sweeper is a phenomenon. It will rock a woman's world like she has never experienced before. The pussy sweeper is moustache with super powers. Very few men are blessed with the heaven sent pussy sweeper. If you find a man with a pussy sweeper you better keep him.

While executing cunnilingus on a female the male's pussy sweeper amplifies the event. The pussy sweeper is both perfect in length as is in texture. Oral sex will enter a new dimension. The woman will pant so hard she will feel light headed. Her whole body will be covered in goose bumps. She will get mildly sweaty but in a hot way not gross. In her head she will be begging for more and more but can't speak because her body will be trembling with delight. The woman's orgasm will be a combination of psychedelic, glorious, super cool, magical, neato, and more. The pussy sweeper can not be described properly in words. Following the big O the pussy sweeper morphs into a pussy mop and soaks up all the cum and saliva leaving the woman's poontang happy and clean.

The white pussy sweeper is hands down the ultimate supreme champion.
Sheila: You know Randy from work?
Brenda: Randy who used to date my cousin Erica?
Sheila: No!! pussy sweeper randy! He rocked my world. He licked hoo hoo with absolute perfection. Santa delivered my Christmas present early. My cooter was shaking with delight. My toes curled and I saw stars. Call pussy sweeper randy. He will smooch your cooch and leave you wanting more
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Pussy Sleeper

When a girl doesn't wear underwear while sleeping. Has her pussy out
Stim: Yeah man, I walked into nykiah's room and tried waking her up.. she had NO pants on, she's a pussy sleeper..
Pussy Sleeper by IRADIATEYOUHOES January 8, 2021

sweeter than pigs pussy.

the epitomy of pure sweetness. nothing could be finer than swine vagina.
bro i got the best bj.... it was sweeter than pigs pussy.

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026