When a woman squats over a man's face and/or chest and rubs her vagina against his skin, smearing him with her juices. The resulting stance the woman achieves is akin to surfing.
I told him he could cum on my face if he let go pussy surfing on his chest.
Has the same basic meaning as dickriding (when a person is always being a follower towards another person/when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person) but the target is women.
Ken is always pussysurfing on Mia tryna make her think he the best man.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"