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pussysurfing

Has the same basic meaning as dickriding (when a person is always being a follower towards another person/when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person) but the target is women.
Ken is always pussysurfing on Mia tryna make her think he the best man.
pussysurfing by almiko February 24, 2022
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PussyStrings 

When an atheist prays to "god" and the only response he gets is "ion know my nigga, but I know you tryna pop this pussy for the one time"
Bro did you hear about that nigga Ben he got PussyStrings last night.
PussyStrings by fitterbuck December 30, 2018

Pussy Surfing 

When a woman squats over a man's face and/or chest and rubs her vagina against his skin, smearing him with her juices. The resulting stance the woman achieves is akin to surfing.
I told him he could cum on my face if he let go pussy surfing on his chest.
Pussy Surfing by juicewave November 10, 2010

pussycurlingtion 

That girl is a Pussycurlingtion!
pussycurlingtion by Unknown 448 January 6, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026