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pussy pancake

aka twat waffle. Someone who is very annoying and thinks they are the shit, but clearly are a douche bag.
Patrick, you are the biggest pussy pancake, so stop bitching and come pick me up!
pussy pancake by Achey January 26, 2008
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Pussy Pancake

At the end of having sexual intercourse in the kitchen you remove a frying pan from the oven and smack the female in her vagina with the frying pan.
i busted a nut on this bitch and she pissed me off so i gave her a pussy pancake
Pussy Pancake by trav's11 December 20, 2008

Pussy Pancake

The act of pressing two vaginas flat against each other. Typically in lesbian sex.
I made some Pussy Pancakes with my girlfriends last week.
Pussy Pancake by Pussy Pancake Girl December 28, 2023

Pancake Pussy 

A vagine that has been repetadley used over and over again and is left mushy, loose, similar to a pancake in texture and reeking of fish.
Wow, look at Jenna Jameson. She's been in so many pornos, she must have a Pancake Pussy
Pancake Pussy by ColintheMan June 9, 2009

Pancake pussy 

When you take a stack of pancakes and dump a shitload of maple syrup on them and then fist fuck the shit out of the pancakes and then put two pieces of bacon in between two pancakes and look at them from the side. They resemble a beat to fucking shit pussy. That is a pancake pussy motherfucker . Dont ever eat it. Mostly found on cougar ages 40-65 or that how that gets bangs by your boy every night.
I rather go to sharis and get the endless pancakes and pour a shit ton of syrup on them, and then beat the fuck out of them with my fist. And then take them home in a to go box and eat those pancakes then eat some drunk sluts pancake pussy.

Pancakes and Pussy Day 

March 25th is the day completely dedicated to pancakes and pussy, with anyone with a vagina being accosted by pancakes and those who wish to eat them out.
“I really wish every day was Pancakes and Pussy Day, I could really go for some breakfast and oral sex right about now”

pussypancake 

n. One whose presence, and possibly existence, is objectionable. One who might also be termed an asshole, or even more similarly a cuntmuffin or a twatwaffle.
-Hey, Todd, I slept with your mom in September! She's six months pregnant!

-Goddamn you John, you little pussypancake! {Dropkicks John in the balls.}
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