Pussy Eyes

Adjective: Is caused by the mass consumption of a controlled substance, i.e. marijuana; or a depressant, alcohol. The state in which one cannot open his or her eyes completely.

Synonyms: Pussy Eyes, Puss Eyes, Puss 'n Boots.

John: Look at that fool, shoulda never gave him that blunt. He's got pussy eyes.

Chris: Fuck you.

John: Dawg, you drank so much last night by the time we hit the titty bar you had puss eyes instead of puss in your face.

Chris: Shit, that's what happens when you drink a handle of Carlo Rossi.

Pussy Eyes by SWAGWHOOP November 10, 2011

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Pussy Eyes

Noun: A woman with pussy lips for eyelids. Often times when a woman with Pussy Eyes cries, a small secretion of pussy juice drips out rather than tears.

Dude I can't tell if she's crying or ejaculating out of her face! Damn "Pussy Eyes"...

Brian: Hey man check out that chick, shes totally got pussy eyes!
Juan: I know, I could fuck those eyes all day.
Brian: By the end of the day I'll be ejaculating all over her brain...

Pussy Eyes by Drimicus September 28, 2008

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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