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pussy clamp 

When your about to eat out your girl friend in her sleep for her pleasure and she decided to become a Venus fly trap.
My girls was waking up and she decided to choke me with her knees and I got pussy clamped.
pussy clamp by Pussyclamper100 November 25, 2017

Pussychomp

Much like the idea of Mrs.Pacman, she gets eaten by ghosts, but when enraged the opposite happens, she eats all the ghosts. To put it into real life perspective when a pussy is being eaten out and the woman has had enough and becomes enraged she tries to gain retribution by chomping back. At this point in time the pussy is unstoppable and furious, it will do everything in its power to get him off. With extremely accurate and with a lethal force the pussy chomps its prey, eliminating the threat and providing nourishment and safety for the colony.
Patricia: Quickly someones home we have to stop!
Bob: Fuck that shit it's probably nothing
Patricia: I mean it! Stop right now!
Bob: MunchMunchMunchMunchMunch
Patricia: I'm warning you! You better stop right now!
Bob: Shut up you fucking whore!
(Pussy becomes enraged and lets loose a bloodthirsty pussychomp, ripping off all facial tissue off of Bob)
Bob: AHHHH WTFFF!!!!
Patricia: I told you to stop!
(Bob Dies from blood loss)
(Patricia cleans up the body by devouring the remains with a canabalistic pussychomp swallowing Bob's whole body in one deadly strike.)
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026