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pussy blind 

A person who is pussy blind is so into his woman that he fails to see her bad qualities and thinks she is perfect. Often upon breaking up with this woman he loses his pussy blindness and actually works out that she was in fact a complete bitch. Ah well it happens to the best of us.
Bro James is so pussy blind, he doesn't even realize that Charlotte is a complete ho.
pussy blind by vagatarian September 30, 2009
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Pussy Blind 

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
Pussy Blind by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

Pussy Blind 

When a woman is so fat, that you've got to open her blinds up.
To have a woman rule your life.
Man she had a massive pussy blind.
Pussy Blind by superostia November 12, 2003

Pussy Blind 

Letting your woman rule your life.
Yo, he's so pussy blind, all he's doing is fucking that hoe.
Pussy Blind by Jerkoff November 10, 2003

pussy blindness 

A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.
Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!

Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!
pussy blindness by ELesque March 10, 2010

pussy blinders 

Your best friend after he sells your ass out for his girl, a little bitch or also known as cole.
pussy blinders by Justin February 13, 2004

Pussy Blinders 

In refrence to some one who is pussy whooped by there girl friend. AKA Cole
Pussy Blinders by Ryan February 12, 2004
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