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Push out 

The sexual act of doing it from behind (doggy style) on a bed. When the male is about to ejaculate, he trusts so hard the female falls off the bed and onto the floor. The male then, from the bed, ejaculates on the female still dazed lying on the floor.
Hey man, my girlfriend and I have started using a new type birth control; it's called the push out. It's like the pull out but you throw that bitch on the floor and cover her in cum from the bed. It's great for one night stands, you are sure they won't try to stay over.
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push out 

Popular, derogatory U.S. Navy term used for the ridding of unwanted personnel.
"We need to get rid of Ens Foxtrot. Go ahead and push out."
push out by Tarred & Salty October 15, 2007

Push out game 

When a female is riding a man and the man is about the cum the female will hope off the man "pushing" him out of her stopping her from becoming pregnant. The female version of a pull out game.
"dang girlllll that push out game strong!"

Poncho Villa push out 

When you are constipated and you eat a big burrito to fix the issues.

~Steve Soelberg
Tim: my stomach hurts dude, I think I need to do a poncho villa push out.

Jim: Dude some times you just gotta hit it harder with a bigger burrito.
Poncho Villa push out by Vimless September 8, 2021

push one out

the act of going to the shitter and pushing out a huge turd.
I'm going to go push one out and smoke a doobie.
push one out by qwerty12 September 3, 2007

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
Call out push ups by spuncer December 8, 2020

Push a pearl out that squirrel 

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.
Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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