A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.
Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.
by Yolo McJagger February 19, 2014
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Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong
Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom
by Derp McMuff March 25, 2015
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