purple headed warrior 

The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.

Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).

Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.

purple headed warrior by Just Plain...Awesome December 28, 2005

purple headed warrior 

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

purple headed warrior by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Purple headed warrior 

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

Purple headed warrior by AiyUpCocka September 13, 2018

purple-headed warrior 

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.

She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

purple-headed warrior by bws55 September 3, 2007

purple-headed warrior 

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do

I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

purple-headed warrior by ThE sTeVe MaN May 13, 2005

Purple-Headed Warrior

Created in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada in January 2026, the Purple-Headed Warrior began growing viral but started as a joke. The name references the erect penis euphemism "purple-headed warrior" that was used, and popularized, in the movie The Naked Gun. The cocktail is a variation of Purple Rain, using gin instead of vodka or white rum (Jamaican Purple Rain). The other difference between the cocktails is Purple Rain is topped with lemonade or a lemon line soda whereas Purple-Headed Warrior uses tonic water to cut the sweetness.

Purple-Headed Warrior Recipe:

2 ounces gin
1 ounce blue curacao
1 ounce cranberry juice
1 ounce pineapple juice
1 ounce grenadine
1/2 ounce fresh lime juice
Top with tonic water (lemonade or a lemon-lime soda like Sprite or 7up can be substituted)

Garnish: Lime wheel

Preparation Method:

1. Fill a highball glass or cocktail shaker with ice cubes.

2. Combine the gin, blue curaçao, juice, and grenadine.

3. Shake or stir vigorously for about 15–20 seconds until well-chilled.

4. Strain into a glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with your sparkling mixer

He offered her his Purple-Headed Warrior and she happily slurped it.

Purple-Headed Warrior by MaverickStarr April 29, 2026

Purple-Headed Warrior

The purple headed warrior cocktail started off as a joke and was created by a bartender named Robert A. Hampton in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada. It is a slight modification of the cocktail Purple Rain. The Purple-Headed Warrior simply replaces the vodka of Purple Rain, with Gin and an optional add of tonic water. His intent was to make a cocktail that matched the known slang that appears in the movie The Naked Gun which refers to the erect penis (with its purple head) entering a "quivering mound of love pudding". When asked if he'd create the companion cocktail, Hampton replied, "If I can create a cocktail suitable and that doesn’t exist with the precise ingredients I use." The cocktail recipe is as follows:

The Purple Headed Warrior Recipe:

2 ounces gin
1 ounce blue curacao
1 ounce cranberry juice
1 ounce pineapple juice
1 ounce grenadine
1/2 ounce fresh lime juice
Tonic Water (optional)

Pour all ingredients but tonic water into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake vigorously. Pour into a Collins glass, or something similar

Top with tonic water if desired.

He offered her a Purple-Headed Warrior and she happily agreed.

Purple-Headed Warrior by MaverickStarr April 29, 2026