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Purple Slurpee

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When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)
Purple Slurpee by Dinkle McButtfarter January 10, 2016
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Purple Slurple 

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A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.
Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!
Purple Slurple by Busterpants May 31, 2019
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Purple Slurple 

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When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples
Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!
Purple Slurple by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009
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Purple Slurple 

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The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.
James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!
Purple Slurple by genemutant November 6, 2023
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FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE 

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WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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