Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples
Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!
by FerrariFreak1 June 02, 2009
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