Purple Moose 

When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.

Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.

Purple Moose by Johnny No nutz August 23, 2011

Purple Moose 

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other form of prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Michael Cole Mussina

Purple Moose by sux0r September 6, 2003

the Purple Moose 

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

the Purple Moose by sux0r September 6, 2003