Purple Bone
Purple Bone by AsherFlasher<3 June 19, 2010
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Purple Boner
Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."
Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
Purple Boner by Raging Wop July 5, 2010
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purplecone
A closet homosexual. Someone who claims to be straight while secretly liking men. Tell-tale signs: Says penis randomly in chatrooms.
purplecone by anon97 July 1, 2005
Purplebone
Slang term used to refer to black people, typically women, of the darkest variety of skin tones, a reference to the violet shades apparent in their blacker skin.
The term evokes the higher nature and class of the individual, especially females, similar to the purple clothes worn by royalty in ancient days. Described by anthropologists as the most pleasing breed of African to the human eye, and biologists as both the most naturally capable athletes and intellectuals.
The term evokes the higher nature and class of the individual, especially females, similar to the purple clothes worn by royalty in ancient days. Described by anthropologists as the most pleasing breed of African to the human eye, and biologists as both the most naturally capable athletes and intellectuals.
“My son brought home a purplebone. I’m so proud of my son his sons will be excellent athletes and scholars.”
Purplebone by MoonTower December 11, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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