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Purplebone

Slang term used to refer to black people, typically women, of the darkest variety of skin tones, a reference to the violet shades apparent in their blacker skin.

The term evokes the higher nature and class of the individual, especially females, similar to the purple clothes worn by royalty in ancient days. Described by anthropologists as the most pleasing breed of African to the human eye, and biologists as both the most naturally capable athletes and intellectuals.
“My son brought home a purplebone. I’m so proud of my son his sons will be excellent athletes and scholars.”
Purplebone by MoonTower December 11, 2025
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purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

Purplenette 

One with the purple hair.

They are rarely seen on the Internet, sometimes appear in anime.
Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude
Being a Purplenette, you get pissed by everything and everyone.
Purplenette by Mellow.Creme November 16, 2014

Purple Bone 

A girl who usually has creamy, caramel skin. Their gorgeous, irresistible and usually hard to find
Person One: Damn, she a fine Yellow bone

Person Two: Nah, she a Purple bone man!
Purple Bone by AsherFlasher<3 June 19, 2010

PurpleOre123 

The hottest man on Earth. Truely a morbhead.
"Wow dude, you're like PurpleOre123."
"Thanks bro."
PurpleOre123 by Not_a_morbozo June 22, 2022

Purplestones 

A person who is very very gay and likes to drink cum.
Mikey did you see how much cum Purplestones drank?!?!?
Purplestones by Johngruden’sbannana September 8, 2022

purplemonkeydishwasher 

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.
*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!
purplemonkeydishwasher by Joods April 17, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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