Purds

Getting in trouble by the purdster

“Im going to untuck my shirt” no don’t the purdster is right there he will purds you

Purds by Jarrod purdy March 30, 2022

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012

Sugar Purse 

Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.

Hey baby, I've got a surprise in my sugar purse for you!!

Sugar Purse by DaDonk August 5, 2009

purdlurk 

When you attempt to finger a chick whilst said chick is already engage in intercourse with another person.

Darren was fucking this chick and then Doug tried to purdlurk him.

purdlurk by Phat Mass October 26, 2012

mr. purdue 

Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.

lets watch the middle passage

I blinked and Mr. Purdue appeared

mr. purdue by Matt raw purdue January 16, 2008

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

purse breast separation by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007

Purse Owner!!! 

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.

Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.

Purse Owner!!! by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020