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punky brewstered

When a person you are dating/hanging out with suddenly disappears with no warning and/or without a trace. Derived from the way Punky Brewster's mother abandoned her on the TV show by saying she was "Going to the store for a minute" and never came back.
Mike: So hows things going with that girl?

Dave: Well, things were going real good... then one day she just Punky Brewstered on me and i havent seen her since.
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Punky Brewstered

To be abadoned by someone. As Punky Brewster was abadoned by her mother at a shopping center.
My buddies totally Punky Brewstered me last night at the party
I am gonna Punky Brewster this guy.

Punky Brewster 

When you go ass to ass with your partner using a double sided dildo.
Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a Punky Brewster.
Punky Brewster by PunkyBrewster69 December 2, 2019

punky brewster 

A great TV show, especially for elementary school girls. Although it didn't talk about things like sex, drugs, etc. very much (though there was an episode where Punky and Cherrie are offered drugs, and they are actually at a loss for what to do, they don't just say "drugs are bad!" and make it a non-issue) it is more "real" than some other shows similar to it. While the premise is a little unrealistic (Punky's mom leaves her in the car at a shopping mall and never returns, and Henry, a slightly "old" man finds her in an empty apartment in his building and adopts her) at least Punky didn't wear designer clothing and her life was not all "peaches and cream." Punky's best friend Cherrie has been living with her grandmother ever since her parents died, and there was one episode where the loss of her parents was actually a big deal. Punky is played by Soleil Moon-Frye, and Mark Paul Gosselaar guest stars as Punky's tutor in one episode, which is kind of ironic considering he also played Zack Morris, the star of Saved By The Bell, who said "I love school. Too bad classes get in the way." And speaking of Saved By The Bell, Heather Hopper (who played Nikki from the "early" days of SBTB) also guest starred on Punky Brewster, in one of the more serious episodes. PB was similar to SBTB in that each episode was its own entity; except for the few "to be continued" ones, you could watch a random episode without having seen the one the week before, and not be at all confused, because they had NOTHING to do with each other.
"I've got.... Punky Power!" - cheesy line from Punky Brewster
punky brewster by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

Punky Brewster 

An underage beer drinking chick.
JIM: Who's that foxy chick suckin' on the Bud over there?

DAN: Shit! That's my sister Sedna, Jim! She's totally Punky Brewster. You gotta help me get her outta here.

punky brewster effect 

/noun/ occurrence in which a plain-looking child star becomes SMOKIN' HOT after going through puberty; named after a sitcom character played by Soleil Moon Frye in the mid-1980's; also known as rudy huxtable syndrome
Soleil Moon Frye, Alyssa Milano, and Keisha Knight Pulliam all went through the punky brewster effect.
punky brewster effect by The Deuce December 16, 2005

Punky Brewster 

Manhandled, Maimed, or Whooped. Beat down
A.J. punky brewstered that guy and he's bleeding everywhere. Shut your mouth before I punky brewster you.
Punky Brewster by gohard February 23, 2010
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