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punkaloonks

A metaphor symbolising a woman's flower. It is often placed on a pedestal and greatly sought after by men who desire the sweet taste of oyster juices. Many have failed and been driven to depression, but those who have drank from it are overcome by lust becoming insanely addicted. It is the most powerful force on this earth.
Daisy was wearing only a t-shirt and I could see her punkaloonks when she sat down
punkaloonks by 'dris November 6, 2009

punkenheimer

A person or an entity that derives immense pleasure in punking people relentlessly.
Stay away from that dude unless you enjoy being punked, he's a punkenheimer
punkenheimer by velocirex January 17, 2015

trailer punked 

where the movie trailer ruins the movie by revealing plots points or containing ALL the funny parts
Q:how was the movie?
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!
trailer punked by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009
King of all cock blockers. One who can smell an opportunity to cock-block from a mile away.
It was me and my girl watching a movie until that Punzel decided to join in..

I almost had her until Punzel made it awkward with his 1st grade witted jokes.
Punzel by Topsie Krett July 29, 2010

Punkalunk 

Someone who acts like a punk, but in a funny way.
You're such a freakin punkalunk.
Punkalunk by DanteJW1992 December 16, 2008

puckeling 

The act of squeezing your nipples and at the same time sounding like a whale.to increase maximum orgasm.
puckeling by Hunting365 June 19, 2014