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punkaloonks

A metaphor symbolising a woman's flower. It is often placed on a pedestal and greatly sought after by men who desire the sweet taste of oyster juices. Many have failed and been driven to depression, but those who have drank from it are overcome by lust becoming insanely addicted. It is the most powerful force on this earth.
Daisy was wearing only a t-shirt and I could see her punkaloonks when she sat down
punkaloonks by 'dris November 6, 2009

punkenheimer

A person or an entity that derives immense pleasure in punking people relentlessly.
Stay away from that dude unless you enjoy being punked, he's a punkenheimer
punkenheimer by velocirex January 17, 2015

trailer punked 

where the movie trailer ruins the movie by revealing plots points or containing ALL the funny parts
Q:how was the movie?
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!
trailer punked by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009
King of all cock blockers. One who can smell an opportunity to cock-block from a mile away.
It was me and my girl watching a movie until that Punzel decided to join in..

I almost had her until Punzel made it awkward with his 1st grade witted jokes.
Punzel by Topsie Krett July 29, 2010

Punkalunk 

Someone who acts like a punk, but in a funny way.
You're such a freakin punkalunk.
Punkalunk by DanteJW1992 December 16, 2008

puckeling 

The act of squeezing your nipples and at the same time sounding like a whale.to increase maximum orgasm.
As sharia was puckeling Tim fucked her right in the pussy.
puckeling by Hunting365 June 19, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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