punis 

The vagina and/or breasts of Mila Kunis.

Dude, I was so stoked about seeing Mila Kunis in the sex scenes of No Strings Attached until I found out she didn't show her punis.

punis by el caballo blanco July 31, 2011

punis 

A puny penis. The word obviously is a hybrid of the two words.

Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet

punis by becy July 25, 2004

punis 

A man is said to suffer from the condition known as punis, when one or more of his pubic hairs is longer than the penis itself.

Did you hear about that kid Jerome? He actually trims his pubes so that nobody will know he's got punis.

punis by Professor HG February 12, 2008

punis 

A penis that is inside the vagina of a female. When aroused by penile penetration, or other stimulation from fingers or tounge, the penis pops out, genraly forcing the parter out.

I was eating out her puss and then this dick just pops into mouth mouth..... She had a fucking punis!!

punis by Vag Masta March 11, 2003

Punis 

The sheer lack of fundamental penis length to be considered a man by the judgment of other men.

Wow! Tony has such a clit sized punis that all his women cheat on him because he has no possible way to please them.

Punis by B-Ry-An August 19, 2008

punis 

A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.

I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot

punis by matt March 11, 2003

Punis 

Someone who gets scared easily and/or cries alot

He barely got hit that guy is a punis

Punis by Pirate23 January 6, 2009