after the use of the term kick ass died out, this really hott chick who will remain nameless invented this SICKword, even though it is slightly harder to punch someones ass than kick it.
Dude1:OMGZORS DUDE SHIT!!!111one I WON THE FUCKIN LOTTO
Dude2:HOLY FUCKTARD THATS FUCKING PUNCH ASS!!!!!1shift+one
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.