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Pulls a Phil 

To trip over or damage an audio cable, while in use, therefore silencing audio entertainment for others. Consequently, ruining everyone's evening and/or audio experience!
"What happened to the tunes?!"

"I don't know, I heard some drunk retard tripped over a wire and broke the stereo!"

"Damn, how the hell did that happen?!"

"I don't know, but a party isn't a party until somebody pulls a Phil!"

"Ohhh,, this party sucks,,"
Pulls a Phil by Natediggitydog December 14, 2012
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Pull a Phil

To sneak out of work 15 minutes early to attend to an urgent task.
Some friends are coming over this evening and I am out of beers. Better pull a Phil and get some.
Pull a Phil by DJCatnip November 17, 2023

to pull a philipp 

to pull a philipp is to befriend someone with the pure intention of getting together with them and once you find out they’re uninterested, ghosting them completely without warning.
Zoey: “What happened to your friend Dave? I haven’t seen you guys hang out recently...”
Lou: “Fred told him, he doesn’t think I’m interested and he pulled a philipp”

to pull a philipp is what Sharon did to Aaron, when she talked with him about deep topics, and gave him a shoulder to cry on almost everyday, but after he rejected her, Aaron never saw her again

Pull a Phillip 

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.
Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...
Pull a Phillip by SimoB August 12, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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