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Pulling a Vivian

When someone is late to class consistently.
A: Damn I'm so late, I'm Pulling a Vivian again!

Pulling a Vivien 

Not handing in work in time, then going to your teacher with overcried, puppy eyes and a forged mother's note that says "Please excuse my daughter's absence. She has been having a very bad period which ultimately led to stress and depression. Just yesterday, I found her on the bathroom floor, slitting her wrists and I had to call 911."

Then you miss school and spend an entire week in your local library working on many unfinished assignments, while you talk on the phone to your best friend and flirt with the guy sitting next to you.
"Hey Jack. Did you hand in your biology ISU last wednesday?"

"No, I'm still working on it. I talked to my teacher, so don't worry."

"Oh, Jack. You're pulling a Vivien again."

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016