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Pulling a Mikey 

Mikey is an Australian who dogged the boys every chance he got which made him the ultimate dog.
Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”

Pulling a Mike 

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.
Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
Pulling a Mike by Phil95 October 26, 2014

Pulling a Mike 

Verb: to pull a mike
Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.
Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!
Pulling a Mike by GrudgeHumper January 10, 2009

Pulling a Mike 

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.
Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
Pulling a Mike by Devo1 November 15, 2018

Pulling a Mike 

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."
Pulling a Mike by hbk420 October 13, 2021

Pulling a Mike 

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"
Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".