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Pulling A Madeline

A creepy Girl who Stalks and or is Psycho over a certain male, and does such acts as walking crazy, stealing bits of his hair, spying on him, and does things that are not normal after a break up. these girls are to be avoided and marked as crazy bitches.
Dude i broke up with Sarah the other day and she is totaling Pulling A Madeline .
by Trevor Scene April 24, 2007
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Pulling a Madeline

Shoving something up your ass until it bleeds
I’m really bored in math, I think I’m gonna pull a Madeline on this super-sharp pencil.

Pulling a Madeline really hurts
by 69tatusyu87 November 16, 2021
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pulling a madeleine

A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.

To perform, you can do one of the following:

a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.

* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *
Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!
by Queen Mildred November 22, 2009
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