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pulling a lance 

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
pulling a lance by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014
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Pulling a Lance 

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.
Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
Pulling a Lance by #Hipster May 15, 2017

pulling a Lance 

Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!

Pulling a Lance Stephenson 

To blow into someone's ear
Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.
Pulling a Lance Stephenson by gordin December 28, 2014

Pulling a Landen 

Pulling a Landen is when u sing the whole time in the party and everyone wants u to stop but you know if you tell him to stop he's probably going to say he'll kill himself. Pulling a Landen is also when u threaten to kill urself over mostly anything.
Person: Landen stfu

Landen: Neck rope

Person: Hes Pulling a Landen
Pulling a Landen by Psuedoshym August 8, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026