Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"
Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in
You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!