Definitions by Funny-Face

Goochie

Trans female sex change wound

Caitlyn Jenner: My inner feminine has finally been denudified!
Pendejo Uno: Um, excuse me but your misshapen snail between your legs is nothing more than a goochie hole 🤷 ♂️

Goochie by Funny-Face March 3, 2025

Jib

The way someone dances/rides and shows enjoyment before, during, or after sex.

Some Guy: The way my girl jibs on my cock is incredible >.<

Trick: I’m glad you’re so fond of me, but I hope you won’t be missing that hundo you left on the counter ;3

Jib by Funny-Face July 19, 2024

Pullin a Johnson 

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

Pullin a Johnson by Funny-Face November 25, 2023

Keep it Cathedral 

Slang for keep it clean

Drug dealer- hey Lil Pimpin, tryina trade a 20 spot for a gram
Lil Pimpin- nah dawg, I’ve gotta keep it cathedral for home terf

Keep it Cathedral by Funny-Face November 23, 2023

Glizzy Cruise 

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

Glizzy Cruise by Funny-Face October 25, 2023

Pull a Suge

When all else fails, and the enemy of state is on the horizon-a beam of light shimmers against their weapon of choice-you “accidentally” commit vehicular manslaughter; except in this scenario you’re doing the world a favor.

Enemy of state: what a shitty ride, he must’ve bought it off EBay

Anyone in their right mind: I’mma Pull a Suge and bounce!

Pull a Suge by Funny-Face October 24, 2023