The art of spending a lot of time in a peugeot car with the seat reclined,sometimes sleeping,the person doing this would normally park in an area that is hard to see,so not to be spotted.
Some real ugly bird that has such a high opinion of herself although loves nothing more than to live her life through the experiences of others. She will interrupt everyone's conversations with anecdotes from another's life and these will usually begin with "well when I was at......". These stories do not have to be relevant to the conversation.