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puffballs 

When you screw someone so god damn hard that your balls swell to the size of watermellons
Woman 1.After i put the kids to bed last night, i screwed john so hard that he had puffballs!

Woman 2.Nice work!!!
puffballs by Kim Miller July 27, 2007
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Puffballs 

PuffballsUnited, AKA God. Made Among Us with his two underlings.
All hail Puffballs.
Puffballs by Smith69420 October 30, 2020

Puffballs 

People who spend all their time on the internet forums arguing for hours and discriminately forcing their viewpoints on others while huffing and puffing. They have a habit of assuming that all of existence must fit within the limited landscape of their mind; everything alive on this planet somehow has to agree with them.

Basically, a person participating in a debate that provides more filler than salad. They like fluffy and overly opinionated discussions with no hard facts.
These closeminded puffballs reek of ego and entitlement.
Puffballs by S.T.A.G. May 9, 2021

Puffballs United 

Made partily by Innersloth, the creators of Among us and dig to china. They made the awesome Henry Stickman series. If you don't know what that is, go look it up.
Bob: "Puffballs United is super cool"
Billy: "Yeah!"

puffball 

The lovable pink Nintendo character, that goes by the name of Kirby.
When Kirby sucks up air, he turns into a puffball
puffball by Yester May 19, 2006

putsballsinass

this is how you get a roblox girlfriend
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Pussballs 

1. When your testicles come in contact with a vagina. This is almost always achieved when the the male penetrates the females vagina as deeply as he can, so that his scrotum comes in contact with the vagina.

This can also be known as going "balls deep".

2. An insult to a male. See chickenshit.
1.1) "Ugh, I really should go shower. I've had pussballs for three days now."

1.2) "Hey there, pussballs! Have a good time last night?"

2.1) "Hey pussballs, I heard you backed out from the fight with that 9th grader!"

2.2) "I dare you to do it, pussballs!"
Pussballs by Figroti January 24, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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