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Pucks in deep 

Getting the puck into the dirty areas and the only thing hockey players say during an interview.
Reporter: How do you think you will be able to keep the lead in the 3rd period?

Hockey player: Ya you know, we just gotta get pucks in deep and get pucks to the net.

Reporter 2: What will it take to get by boston in the first round of the ploffs?

Player: You know, we gotta get pucks in deep, pucks to the net, and get in the dirty areas.

Reporter: Thanks for your time frank

Player: We gotta get pucks in deep and pucks to the net.
Pucks in deep by Fuck eh April 7, 2019

Bag of pucks

A term used by hockey fans to quantify the value of a player. The team that owns the rights to a player worth a bag of pucks, would be happy to trade that player for the smallest return possible.
Sabres fans-If our rookie isn't ready yet, we will need a temporary fix at center.

Canadian fans-You can have Scott Gomez for a bag of pucks.
Bag of pucks by hockey fan January 22, 2013
Dried animal feces, typically horse, cow or bull. Often used as an expletive replacement for its more vulgar counterpart, sh*t, and often used by older generations.
This 30% tax bracket is horse puckey!!
puckey by kungfumuffin July 16, 2008
Christian: "Where did Steve go? Where is he?"
Joe: "Why'd you have to go fuck HIM up for?"
Christian: "It was nothing. There was no reason for any of it."
Joe: "Oh, pucky! You had it out for him since day one. Now if you wanna know where he is, I wanna know why."
pucky by stockman09 January 23, 2011

horse-puckey 

something or someone that is worthless or of no value
what he said is horse-puckey
horse-puckey by nate vargas July 16, 2006

horse puckey cat 

A cat whos ass smells like horse shit.
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/
Piss you!!! My f'in cat is a true horse puckey cat if ever there was one!!!
horse puckey cat by Telephony April 24, 2015