Pubecumber 

A huge cock. One that is very large and all other cocks fear it.

That guy has a pubecumber, Man I want to suck it.

Pubecumber by Kevlar21 November 9, 2008

pubecucumber

slang for penis with accompanying pubes

Ellen loves to slob on my lengthy pubecucumber and gobble my chode yogurt....she's a keeper!

pubecucumber by Crusty McNutbucket June 7, 2011

pukecumber 

When a girl is giving you a blow job and is cutting down on calories but she pukes on the dick due to the gag reflex. The lubricant introduced is called the pukecumber.

Amber gave me that sick pukecumber last night. It was so good I hit her with a lazy leopard.

pukecumber by Fuckery duckery doo May 27, 2019