Turdlet

(n) A small piece of fecal matter

someone left a turdlet in the toilet

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Turdlet

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

Turdlet

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011

Turdlet

a small piece of crap that is hot out after explosive diarrea

o look at that turdlet that poop must have been painful

by acmoney February 28, 2005

turdlet

A tiny turd. Usually prompting disappointment.

I thought I'd lay some cable, but that turd was more of a turdlet.

by Winweasel March 28, 2015

turdlet

A one sentence paragraph or paragraph fragment.

These paragraphs are turdlets:
"Molly ran after the laser.

Molly became tired after two minutes of chasing."

by jimbo@bob March 31, 2008

Turdlet

A small miniature poo thats smaller than a turd and bigger than a turdling. Turdlets can often be hard to remove from your system.

I just dropped a ton of turdlets into the toilet

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023