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Pterodactyl pussy

An autoimmune disorder triggered by a mutation of the CYG-G7 genome resulting in a giant inflamed pussy the size of yo mama.

Symptoms: itchin n burning, phat-gargling pussy, smells like teen spirit and cigarettes.

Treatment: there is no known cure for the devastating disease of pterodactyl pussy. Sufferers have been known to find relief by feeding their pussy peach flavored yogurt and crushed ice cubes.
Oh no, I hope my pterodactyl pussy doesn't start gargling in class again!
by Franklin69 March 7, 2022
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