Pseudo Gangsta 

Someone who wants to be a Gangsta, but can´t be one cuz he´s a loser.

Yeah look at my 10 silva chainz and my ganxta blings. Yeah do u see my ringz? GOLD rings! 24k GOLD ringz! Yeah! My favourite song? U r asking for my favourite song? IN DA CLUB! what? who´s the rapper that rapped it? DAMN! 4 o´clock! MAN! I GOT A FIGHT AT 10 past 4!!! where? no time to explain! Lets meet at the Club at midnight.
Explanation: This guy is a pseudo gangsta.
He doesn´t know who rapped his favourite song.
So this isn´t his favourite song.
He imitates it. He listens to pop music.
He buys lots of cheap pseudo-blings.
He pretends he has to go to a fight.
He lies. He has to go home cuz his mum
doesn´t allow him staying out so long.
He won´t meet u at a club at midnight, next
time when u see him he´ll say he was at the
hospital or he was sick.

Pseudo Gangsta by rrrRRrrrrRRRrrrRRrrRr April 24, 2006

Proto-pseudo-gangster 

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.

Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!

Proto-pseudo-gangster by Eisenach May 27, 2012

Pseudo-ghetto gangster

A douche bag, particularly white, trying to look, act, or talk like they are from the ghetto or as if they are a gangster of some kind. Over-sized shirts, baggy gym pants or jeans, nike's with sandals and overall douchebaggery is a symptom of being a pseudo-ghetto gangster.

Did you see Eminem last night?
Yeah, he's a pseudo-ghetto gangster

Pseudo-ghetto gangster by Kiafayce September 7, 2010