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Pseudo Date 

When two friends of the opposite sex hang out with no romantic intentions.
My friend and I went on a Pseudo Date to the movies
Pseudo Date by HJUdall May 21, 2016
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pseudo-date 

when one person asks another person to do something and only one person knows that it's a date.
i totally took this girl on a pseudo-date, she thought we were just friends, but i totally wanted to get in her pants the whole time.
pseudo-date by clare21 October 4, 2005

Pseudo Double-Date 

When you have a best friend or good friend that is practically married to her boyfriend, never apart from him and you never get the chance to see the friend anymore, the only practical thing to do is set up a pseudo-double date. This type of date, is when you, yourself, have a lack of a serious boyfriend or someone you are currently hooking up with/exclusive with (pathetic, right) and there's no other way to see your friend without doing couple things. So, therefore, for this to be legit you must be going on your double date with the couple with a "questionable" friend- someone you clearly have no romantic interest/involvement with. That way, you can see your friend who you never ever see anymore, have fun with it (since its a pseudo double date and all)and laugh about how your friend is practically married and in denial and you're pathetic enough to have to ask some random questionable friend you'd never actually go out with on this double date. It's the new thing to do, when you have no one else and all your friends are basically engaged.
Kathy, my best friend, and Ted, her boyfriend, invited me to dinner with them for their usual early bird special at the local italian restaurant. I couldn't third wheel it so I asked my questionable friend, Brad, to be my pseudo double-date for the night. It worked out. They made out the whole night, and we just laughed at the whole thing.

pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008

Pseudopater 

A man who takes care of another man’s kid, and is now either dating or married to the other man’s ex.
Eric Cartman: “Yes >: )! I’ve finally done it! Kyle is now a Pseudopater, and has to take care of the kid that his wife birthed !”
Pseudopater by Amogus Sussi Baka March 29, 2023
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