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Prostinewt

Jason is very much a prostinewt.
Prostinewt by TheProsenewter November 9, 2011
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prostinot 

A prostinot is a younger female, who dresses like a prostitute, but is not very attractive. This word derives from the term prostitot which is a young female that dresses provocatively.
Guy 1: Man, check out those prostitutes!

Guy 2: Nah man, their young, their prostitots!

Guy 3: Nah bro! Their ugly too, more like a prostinot!
prostinot by EriXutton September 3, 2010

prostitential 

the potential that a woman has for becoming a successful prostitute; a measure of how promiscuous a woman is
Gertrude: I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me with Ophelia last weekend.

Vera: You too? Ophelia slept with Horatio last night!

Emilie: Ophelia sleeps around so much that she could be rich a as a street worker; she has some serious prostitential.
prostitential by Reishi December 7, 2010

prostitexter

A guy that texts more than two girls at a time
"that guy from math class texted me.."

"OMG he texted me too"
"that prostitexter"
prostitexter by ayyyylilsip January 23, 2017

prosticeute 

The actors in the pharmaceutical commercials who prance around all smiling faced and happy while the voice over warns of the deadly side effects of that particular drug.
I enjoyed watching the prosticeute play tennis while incubating a brain tumor from the drug she takes for excessive flatulence.
prosticeute by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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