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promcest 

When your prom date is one of your step-siblings, but after prom it goes TOO FAR!
Whoa!! Did you see Jamie and her step-bro Mark getting it on in his car after prom?? Total promcest!!
promcest by Tommy Del Riot July 13, 2020

Proofstitute 

A person who enjoys high proofed spirits, such as barrell proof, cask strength, full proof varieties of the favorite liquor.
HotButteryRolls from YouTube is a proofstitute
Proofstitute by tonytwotoes January 8, 2021
an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation
Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!
poofest by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

proofstitute 

Someone who always needs proof.
Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

Promonastation 

When people really annoy you to the point where you want to kill them very slowly and painfully. It also means when you want chocolate very badly.
I have a promonastation for Emily because she stole my chocolate bar.
Promonastation by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Promofear 

Fear of getting something for free offered from product or service promotions.
Promofear is when companies offer free products or services with no strings attached, just to promote their brands or their products and services, the skeptics start touting doubt about the products or services offered aren't real without even going to their office/store/trade show booths/marketing company stores. Some go as extreme as even emailing the company through their websites to support staff telling that an advertising service was giving away their products for free and it's not real.
Promofear by aasimsaied May 26, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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