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promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

Promacker 

A girl whose only point of existence is macking it to guys, in a perpetual attempt to increase her number.
I know she was a promacker by the way she smelled.
Promacker by fourdegreez April 29, 2003
PROMARE™ is a Japanese animated film (Anime film) following a firefighting 'all brawn, no brain' man called Galo Thymos. He is a member of a rescue team in 'Promepolis', the massive cyber-like city which the film's content is based in. Promepolis is under threat by a 3-man gang called 'The Mad Burnishes', they are all a part of a race of species called 'Burnish'. The city of Promepolis has been attacked by the Burnish before, but 30 years has passed since then. The gang leader is 'Lio Fotia', who may look female with his feminine body, but he's male. The Burnish are able to use magical powers generated from their hands. The film is rated a PG-13 and is coming to dvd on February 5th, 2020 (I assume it's most likely going to be rated a 12A in the UK)
It has been played in selected cinemas since November 24th or something like that :/
Man 1: yo, did you see Promare?
Man 2: Yeah man! I really enjoyed it, 10/10.
Man 1: I'd rate it a 10/10 too man.
Promare by Anime Specialist January 6, 2020

promraderie 

The instinct of women to instantly drop whatever good time they may be having if one of their girlfriends is upset. Doesn't necessarily need to be at a prom, but good luck having a prom with out it, as they are training grounds for acts of promraderie in later life such as at weddings and any night at a bar involving 4 or more women.
Guy 1: Dude where'd your date go?
Guy 2: Her and 12 of her friends took off to the bathroom after one of them got a drink spilled on her.
Guy 1: That's some serious promraderie.
promraderie by Sandersein May 18, 2008

paramarker 

A telemark skier who makes parallel turns without dropping a knee. A paramarker usually skis in the back seat on ultra fat skis with super stiffy boots and bindings.
Why is that guy skiing in the back seat? He has tele gear but he's making parallel turns. Oh wait, he's a paramarker.
paramarker by silvers February 10, 2010

Promasternate 

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.
Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.
Promasternate by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010