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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.

In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''

A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.

Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.

Prom Night Dumpster Baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (With the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) - usually refers to all babies from Teenagers who got pregnant on prom night that were abandoned.
"I'm just a prom night dumpster baaaaaaby, got no mom or dad. Prom night dumpster baby - my story isn't long before it is sad."

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby, dropped into a trach can or (the more favored) Dumpster, on an un-wed teenage mothers Prom night.
"Hold on a minute Eric. I gotta throw out my prom night dumpster baby"

"Okay."

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026