Given their obsequious and subservient nature, it is common to refer to groups of Progressives as a herd, or to singular Progressives as ruminant herd animals, such as sheep. However, herd animals do not attack members of the herd who wish to leave in the manner which Progressives relish, acting as both common prisoncamp member and kapo. Therefore, that we do not besmirch the superior virtues of common animals which gather in groups, we need a different word when discussing groups of Progressives. "If only the proggle gluing itself to the road had the discipline or intelligence to build better technology. Instead, they're just in everyone's way."
A slang term for program. This term was popularized in the 1990s on AOL when kids would create third party programs designed to exploit AOL software. Underground sites would entail the swapping of "proggies" and "punters" like Fate, Havoc, Blue Cross, and MiB. These were designed to paste text macros to disrupt chat rooms, crash other people's computers (and sometimes your own), and cause all other kinds of mischief.
1998: OMG I finally downloaded the proggie Magenta. This is so awesome. I'm going to go act like a cock-sucker in some AOL lobbies until a guide bans my phished account.
The ultimate chip that once you pop, THAT’S GREAT! Brayden, the Xtreme warthog, is their awesome mascot. Available in great flavors such as Salt & Potato as well as Onions & Cream.
“Hey man, can you pass me the Prongles”
“Sure” *passes the can*
*Pops open the can* “That’s Great”