profileheaven

Profileheaven, or PH, Is a community full of Scottish Low-lives, tramps, whores and scally wags who fight each other daily so they can become a member of staff or achieve e-coolness

In retrospect, these people are total losers and benefit scroungers

"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?"

"Yup, she's totally profileheaven"

"lol scum"

profileheaven by D.Tucker March 15, 2008

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Profileheaven

A Social-Networking site, mostly full of Scottish resedents (but also includes others). Most of the site is used to go around starting fights in 'Ned-Speak' or to chat in the forums/chat, so you get the chance to go to one of the arranged Orgy-meets they have where they all have sex with each other. Also knowen as 'rent-a-ride' type of forum/chat.

I'm off to check my profileheaven, see if any wee slutty 15 year old girls want my penis

AWWW WiiT L3TS START A PUR3 MAD SLAGGiiN FOLK MATCH ON EH PROFiLEH3AVEN

Profileheaven by Imran Is Back April 2, 2008

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porfilehaven

Profile portfolio haven

Porfilehaven of socialcataloger outcast from justafew socialcatalogers such as Easiertwitter contains euphemisms for eu.

porfilehaven by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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