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profileheaven 

Profileheaven, or PH, Is a community full of Scottish Low-lives, tramps, whores and scally wags who fight each other daily so they can become a member of staff or achieve e-coolness

In retrospect, these people are total losers and benefit scroungers
"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?"

"Yup, she's totally profileheaven"

"lol scum"
profileheaven by D.Tucker March 15, 2008
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Profileheaven 

A Social-Networking site, mostly full of Scottish resedents (but also includes others). Most of the site is used to go around starting fights in 'Ned-Speak' or to chat in the forums/chat, so you get the chance to go to one of the arranged Orgy-meets they have where they all have sex with each other. Also knowen as 'rent-a-ride' type of forum/chat.
I'm off to check my profileheaven, see if any wee slutty 15 year old girls want my penis

AWWW WiiT L3TS START A PUR3 MAD SLAGGiiN FOLK MATCH ON EH PROFiLEH3AVEN
Profileheaven by Imran Is Back April 2, 2008
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Porfilehaven of socialcataloger outcast from justafew socialcatalogers such as Easiertwitter contains euphemisms for eu.

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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